Oh Florence how have you been, long time no see, glad you could stop buy. I see you are having a bad hair day and want to mess mine up too? Why, oh Florence what did I ever do to you? I realize Mother Nature wishes to teach humans a lesson and whose boss, but we live upon an sand bar and we already won the toss. We did not choose to receive this Tropical Storm Hurricane pain, oh dear Florence wont you stop this now, as this is insane.

So far in the Hurricane Season we have already had Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Ernesto and now you? Why are you doing this, what did we do? We are early in the season still and already on the Fs you see. We can no longer pay afford these storms, insurances or the fees. Evacuation mandatory again, but we thought that Mother Nature is our friend.

Are we living in the end of times is this really the end? Florence you are already blowing at over 100 kts and folks that is a lot of hot wind. The ocean sea temps and climate change are to blame. But Hurricane Florence can you cut us some slack without destroying us all, have you no shame?

They say it will be bad says the NOAA, Hurricane Hunters and National Hurricane Center. When will this all be over again, why cant it be Winter? President Bush and his brother too, have warned us of the danger and destruction. But Florence my dear we are still re-building from last year, cant you see all this construction?